I wonder why my cat is such an asshole sometimes.
Ok it’s more than just sometimes.
It’s almost a constant wonder. Well, anytime I see him. I don’t think about my cat 24/7. But when he’s in my vision, I’m generally thinking some form of, “God, why does he do so many assholish things?” So, that’s pretty constant in my opinion.
A good way to describe how much of an asshole he is, is to compare him to a manager that hasn’t realized that being a manager doesn’t mean you’re above people.
My cat is the feline equivalent of a manager that you want to punch in the face.
If my cat could talk, I’m sure he would complain about the kids outside, the weather even though he never goes outside, and the state of the nation. He seems like he’d be a very grumpy old man at the ripe old age of 42 in cat years. I’m not sure if his actual cat year age, but I’m going with it.
As I was typing, he leaned over and took a bite out of the top corner of my laptop. He is an asshole, there’s no other point to this post, just putting it out there.
PS. This is his “I just bit your computer” face.
What a dick.